Sense of humor

My husband is such a crack up. He's usually really quiet around most people, but he really does have the funniest sense of humor. Here are a few examples:

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Here is an IM message we had on 04/09/07:

Jason and Lisa says:
we have no food here by the way
Jason and Lisa says:
just so you know
Lisa Kemble says:
I know love
Jason and Lisa says:
i have been killing and eating small bugs and spiders
Lisa Kemble says:
You've been killing or eating small bugs?
Jason and Lisa says:
both
Jason and Lisa says:
roasting them too on a small spicket
Jason and Lisa says:
with a liter

I don't know why, but that CRACKED me up that he was eating small bugs and spiders on a spicket. What the heck is a spicket anyways? LOL!!!

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Here is another IM message that we had on 04/10/07:

Jason and Lisa says:
Baby Autumn and I are having a light dinner
Lisa Kemble says:
Of what?
Jason and Lisa says:
She is having Bahbah surprise

Jason and Lisa says:
and I am having salad
Jason and Lisa says:
With a nice cold Dr pepper
Lisa Kemble says:
No roasted on a skewer bugs and Spiders
Jason and Lisa says:
no
Jason and Lisa says:
not today

Bah bah surprise? What a crack up!

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Then, in his emails to Nate, he always writes Change of Subject. And then one time Nate used that in his email, and Jason told him that phrase is copyrighted, so he can't use it without Jason's permission. LOL!

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Then, last night, we were laying in bed and he squeezed my pillow and was saying how it wasn't fair that my pillow was nice and soft and his was hard. So I switched him pillows. Then he says, "You want that tablet of a pillow? How does it feel to lay on the 10 commandments?"
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Another funny from Jason happened on 4/14/2007. We didn't have the kids that weekend, so we were driving around and trying to decide what to do with all of our free time. Jason was saying we should go to the drive in, but then we remembered the radio in my car doesn't work. So, I suggested that we take his car to the drive in. To which he replied, "No way. My car is a heap of junk. What do we look like Oscar the Grouch?" And then he said, "I do have the eyebrows for it."