Makeup anyone???

I have a confession to make...I do NOT wear makeup. I don't like wearing it b/c I never learned how to put it on to make it look good, it's expensive, and it makes my face and pores feel like they can't breathe. Well, I found another reason today why I don't wear makeup. A lady came into the office today to show us a new postage meter. I walked up to her and shook her hand and could NOT stop staring at her! She had foundation caked on her face, and I mean caked. It was the completely wrong color, it was so thick it was all over in the creases of her eyes and smile, and it even went half way into her ear. I felt bad, but just could not stop staring at her and I was probably making a face, b/c her makeup job was just so incredibly bad. She was an older lady who should have known better, and I just wanted to take her and go wash her face for her and then have her go on the show What Not To Wear so Carmidy could make her look really pretty with minimal makeup. She was a beautiful woman, but that makeup just made her look SO bad....bless her little heart.